Why do I pay £350 per month rent when I don't even get supplied central heating and when I have the audacity to ask my landlady about it, she replys 'you'll have to call the gas board'.
Errrrm:
Dear Wicked Witch of the West,
Despite your actions to try to get me to call, I feel it encumbered upon me to remind you of your duties, considering you receive well over £1200 per month in rent from this house. A 4 minute phone call to the gas board shouldn't be out of the question.
Failing that, it is also a 5 minute ride on your broom.
Regards
Your loving tenant.
Ian Easton
1 comment:
Hahaha Ebo I think you should send this to her!!!
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